Sunday Stealing: 7 Deadly Scenes

I have never done a Sunday Stealing meme, but I saw this on France's blog and was intrigued. I figured I'd play this week. :) It took me some time, but I was able to come up with seven things for each of the seven deadly sins.

1 - Pride. Seven great things about yourself.

1. Organization
2. Physical beauty
3. Great laugh/smile
4. Positive attitude
5. Easy-going
6. Good writer
7. Nice tits

2 - Envy. Seven things you lack and covet.

1. Firm, sculpted body
2. Dishwasher
3. Perfect vision
4. Flawless skin/Clear complexion
5. Children
6. Patience
7. Desire to keep up with politics/world affairs

3 - Wrath. Seven things that piss you off.

1. People who ramble repetitively
2. Getting interrupted
3. Technical malfunctions
4. Distrust
5. Not getting my way
6. Disrespect
7. Being late / Having to wait (on someone)

4 - Sloth. Seven things you neglect to do.

1. Housework
2. Homework/Studying
3. Eating healthy
4. Flossing
5. Listen
6. Play the piano
7. Volunteer

5 - Greed. Seven worldly material desires.

1. Money for travel
2. House on the beach
3. Private jet
4. Fabulous Wardrobe
5. Money for regular spa treatments (hair, waxing, etc)
6. Hot tub
7. Sauna

6 - Gluttony. Seven guilty pleasures.

1. Tequila
2. General Hospital
3. Chocolate
4. Blogging
5. Social Networks
6. Chatting with online friends
7. Good food

7 - Lust. Seven love secrets. Not much here that are secrets - at least if you're a regular reader of my blog.

1. Extra-marital connections
2. Anal sex
3. Reading erotica/blogs
4. Pornography - images/video
5. Fantasizing about other people
6. Group sex
7. Not devoting all my sex energy to my partner (wandering mind during sex) 

Naturally, whenever I think about the seven deadly sins, I immediately think of the movie Se7en (click to watch the trailer). Probably because this movie came out during my freshman year of college, and because Brad Pitt is just so dreamy (what girl didn't think so back in the mid-90s?)!

It should probably go without saying, but I don't really believe that any of the above should actually be listed as sins! I'd like to say I'm pretty open-minded when it comes to various lifestyles. Above all, finding happiness is what I strive for in life. :)

Hope everyone has a lovely Sunday!

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